|Location||(#20) Haunted Woods|
- "This is the biggest, baddest, cult you will EVER find in your ENTIRE life. We have everything you could ever need here. Trees, ground, graves, trees and a massive 4 foot clubhouse big enought to fit at least 200 people. Luckily I get to chill in the clubhouse all day. ..If you are here looking for Mad Ricky, he's not here right now."
Mystic is a member of E.V.I.L. He said that he can chill all the day at their clubhouse. Mystic is also notable for mentioning Mad Ricky, since this is only one of two references to Mad Ricky being present in the game (The other reference is by William who tells player that Mad Ricky and his Green Bouncers were coming back to Wooden Plains to chop down the forest again.).